Saturday, January 2, 2010

Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey


Another, average, typical and predictable vampire novel.

Another tale of Vlads and Dragomoris'. A long ago pact, prince, princesses, war and love. Nothing out of the ordinary, just another recycled tale.


Grade: C




Synopsis

The undead can really screw up your senior year . . .

Marrying a vampire definitely doesn’t fit into Jessica Packwood’s senior year “get-a-life” plan. But then a bizarre (and incredibly hot) new exchange student named Lucius Vladescu shows up, claiming that Jessica is a Romanian vampire princess by birth—and he’s her long-lost fiancĂ©. Armed with newfound confidence and a copy of Growing Up Undead: A Teen Vampire’s Guide to Dating, Health, and Emotions, Jessica makes a dramatic transition from average American teenager to glam European vampire princess. But when a devious cheerleader sets her sights on Lucius, Jess finds herself fighting to win back her wayward prince, stop a global vampire war—and save Lucius’s soul from eternal destruction.



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