Stop Dressing Your Six-Year Old Like a Skank and Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom by Celia Rivenbark

Hilariously funny!

You don't, have to have, children or be from the south to get the humor from this southern belle.

You will laugh out loud and finish this simple read in one sitting.

Grade: A-

Synopsis Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you’ll discover: *How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don’t hate them because they’re beautiful when there are so many other reasons)*ebay addiction and why “It ain’t worth having if it ain’t on ebay”*Why today’s children’s clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues*And so much more! Celia Rivenbark’s essays about life in today’s South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.